My new computer came this morning and the UPS guy got to see hungover me answering the door groggily in lingerie and then squealing in his face.  In other news, my tumblr is just gonna be Photobooth pictures of me from now on kthxbye

My new computer came this morning and the UPS guy got to see hungover me answering the door groggily in lingerie and then squealing in his face.  In other news, my tumblr is just gonna be Photobooth pictures of me from now on kthxbye

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Detail of Ted Lawson ”Mortality is a Myth” (Cast Resin, Silicone and MDF – 2012)
Thanks secretcervix.

Detail of Ted Lawson ”Mortality is a Myth” (Cast Resin, Silicone and MDF – 2012)

Thanks secretcervix.

Tumbling at work.

Constantly scared that naked people are going to be on my dashboard right as a mom and her kids walk in. Y’all are nasty people and I love it.

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TITS RIGHTS ACTIVIST

TITS RIGHTS ACTIVIST

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esobvio:

- by feli punch on Flickr

esobvio:

- by feli punch on Flickr

themostrepulsivemanalive:

pigfarts-pigfarts-here-i-come:

reality check in science class

Wow fuck you science class

aww

themostrepulsivemanalive:

pigfarts-pigfarts-here-i-come:

reality check in science class

Wow fuck you science class

aww

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cosmo tip #238


have the most heteronormative sex possible

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loooooove this blog

@trilla-shxt

Eeeee!  Yours too…I’ve been following you since you were phalanges, right?